Stupidity should....

STUPIDITY SHOULD...
Forrest Gump said "Stupid is as stupid does", well right you are Forrest!
In honor of Forrest and his amazing insight into all things stupid, we address this topic.
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I know, you're thinking "there's only TEN" things that stupid IS?

No, not really but I'm only going to comment on 10 TODAY!

1. ...have a vaccine against it
2. ...come with a warning label
3. ...understand it's stupid & realize it before we have to mention it
4. ...never be underestimated
5. ...smack itself in the face
6. ...have a blue flashing light, like K-Mart, attached to itself to warn us it's coming
7. ...get itself drunk so it MAY be funny and NOT as stupid
8. ...friend itself on Facebook just to see how STUPID it really IS!
9. ...have to sit and listen to itself for a hot second
10. ...admit it's stupid, find itself a 12 step group and realize it really is the worlds deadliest disease because I could totally KILL STUPID!

         

 

PS - YES I am OBSESSED with MEMES these days, even making my OWN.

and, YES, I'll be doing a blog on Memes & my obsession with them!

You Sir, Are a JACKASS

You sir (or Madame) are a jackass

(part one)

1. If you go on a talk show & brag about your illegal activities & wonder why the cops showed up at your house: You sir, are a jackass!
2. If you try to beat that red light, miss it and get t-boned by a semi: You sir, are a jackass!
3. If you pour rubbing alcohol on your body, light it up & get burned: You sir, are a jackass!
4. If you take nudie pics of your privates or your "junk" & you get hacked and act all surprised: You sir, are a jackass!
5. If you are walking & texting and are shocked when someone calls you every name in the book for being a douchebag,  You sir, are a jackass!
6. If you post your shit all over Facebook & are then surprised when someone nails your lying ass for your stupidity of thinking nobody would find OUT: You sir, are a jackass!
7. If you're on an airplane & kick the seat in front of you then act all surprised when that same person uses all their body weight & strength to slam that seat backwards into your knee: You sir, are a jackass! 
8. If you have sex without protection & are then shocked when someone gets knocked up, You sir, are a jackass! 
9. If you  put yourself on reality TV, slapping & talking smack about other people and act shocked when they talk the same right back at you: You sir, are a jackass! 
10. If you doubt the things I say are true or better yet call me a liar, you bitch need to get to steppin cuz I'm gonna put a 6" steel stiletto up your ASS in 3, 2, NOW 

 

Did you somehow DOUBT I ACTUALLY

had said shoes to shove up your ass?

I thought so!

 

Sugar Babies versus Girlfriends/Wives

On yesterday's episode of Dr. Phil,

he had a girl on the show who was a "sugar baby" -

 

 

Dr. Phil: "I never thought of dating as a monetary transaction"

 

Really? So let's discuss this Dr. Phil!

1. Really ? Because a girlfriend/wife gets
2. If you're having dinner with a guy and he buys; he's paying for your company by paying for that meal. 
3. If a guy buys a gal a gift for going as his date to the office party; he's paying for your company
4. If he buys the drink/coffee on a date; he's paying for your time.
5. When a husband buys a car for his wife; he's paying monthly for an extended period of your companionship
6. If a date buys the girl flowers for the date; he's paying for your company (if he didn't steal the flowers)
7. If a guy buys a girl an engagement ring; he's buying your company for the future or investing on your future with him
8. If a guy bought his girl something nice and she thanks him with sex; an exchange of goods and services has occurred.
9. A stay at home mom/wife exchanges services for goods; living expenses, cars, food, etc.
10. So there are in fact monetary/in-kind exchanges for 'goods & services' in relationships - take THAT Dr. Phil!

 

 

 

 

 

Kim KarTRASHian did NOT invent - ANYTHING

The KARDASHIANS

I know, you're thinking ONLY 10 thoughts on this? NO I have a million but I'm going to keep it to 10 because I don't want to waste that much time even considering them....

The entire family (except of course for Bruce) will always owe their "fame" to Kim doing porn. I have NO PROBLEM with porn, don't get me wrong, I have many friends who are hugely famous from doing it in the 70's/80's - however she DENIED doing it, then made tons of dough off it and then MADE ANOTHER ONE so don't get it twisted

1. She recently claimed she invented the selfie! REALLY BITCH? Because people have been taking photos of themselves since the camera was first invented. I turned my instamatic camera around on myself in 1970 when I cut my finger & needed stitches...but even I DIDN'T invent the damn selfie.
2. That ASS: listen bitch - I had that ASS since I was a teenager only it wasn't "cool". We called it the "Schultz Ass" & I got called "wide load", Thunder Thighs & fat ass being BULLIED for my sizeable but muscular ass...sorry honey but your ass is just JIGGLY FAT - get over yourself AND your oversized caboose!
3.  Anywhere but Hollywood, Kris Kardashian would be called a PIMP not a "momager"! All she does is pimp her children out in the nude with all their bits & pieces all over the internet, in magazines & on Television. Therefore you are NOT a manager - you are a fucking PIMP
4.  You  all rode on the coattails of an internationally known, Olympic champion (Bruce Jenner) UNTIL your daughter did a 'home porn' movie with Ray J. Oh yeah I covered that in #1 - forgive me if I repeat myself.
5.  PLEASE do the entire world a favor and STOP showing your privates all over the world and doing so claiming you "broke" the internet! At this point there ain't nobody in the whole world who hasn't seen all of your business & NOBODY wants to see it anymore!
6.  She'll probably take credit for inventing UGGS too but ya DIDN'T BITCH - I DID in 1987 starring in a movie called Robot Holocaust, a cult B sci-fi movie, see photos below for proof that I AM THE ONE WHO got the ball rolling on THAT trend!
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Basically all you're getting is 7 out of 10 on this particular topic because I not only have a massive migraine from writing it but I feel that with EACH number I'm losing 10 IQ points - pathetic!

There's a group of celebrities from one of the fundraiser tennis tourneys
I did in the late 90's. I'm center in the blue/red jacket with red hair &
BRUCE JENNER is above my left shoulder.

as I appeared on the infamous Page Six of the New York Post

notice the original UGGS